#youre not even supposed to est raw cookie dough! and eddie shrugs and goes i survived demon bats i can survive raw cookie dough
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eddie 100% buys those like logs of raw cookie dough and then walks around the house eating it like a burrito
#eddie munson#stranger things#is this inspired by the fact that i literally just did exactly that? maybe it is maybe it isnt#also steve sees him doing it and is like wHAT are you DOING you HEATHEN i was going to make cookies with that!#youre not even supposed to est raw cookie dough! and eddie shrugs and goes i survived demon bats i can survive raw cookie dough#besides stevie name ONE person whos died from it. oh wait you CANT#steve splutters but like eddies not wrong lol he cant so he falls back on his Other tactic and goes think about the kids!!#theyre gonna start doing that too! its not good for them! and eddie barks out a laugh and goes babe who do you think i got it from#and in bursts max mayfield with her own cookie dough log burrito in hand#and she just nods at steve before accosting eddie with a so are you taking me to the record store today like you promised or not?#and steve silently has a conniption in the corner#(a week later eddie gets home from work to find STEVE with a whole TUB of raw cookie dough in his lap#a full spoon frozen halfway to his mouth with a deer in the headlights look on his face.#eddie just grins and says shove over and gimme that spoon)
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